What Are LLMs Good For?
What the vast majority of non-techie people --as well as a decent-sized population of compromising techie people who have chosen to eschew the truth in favor of societal pressure and deceptive marketing-- call "AI" (aka "artificial intelligence")... isn't.
To call it "intelligent" relies on a gross misunderstanding of what intelligence actually is.
To call it "artificial" is dubious at best.
What it really is... is a Large Language Model, or alternatively, an LLM. (Which admittedly doesn't roll off the tongue quite as well as "AI", nor have quite so much "brand recognition" (read: many decades of science fiction writers and artists)). This LLM is essentially a computer that was taught how to read and "speak" (or rather, how to assemble words into coherent sentences), and then it was fed buckets and buckets of humanity's outputs.
Part of the problem with this is that the material fed to the LLM was stolen.
Neither attribution nor usage fees were provided to their creators.
Though some lists of sources have leaked.
Which feels a little ironic to me, given that some of the companies selling these "ai services" are quite anally retentive when it comes to protecting their own intellectual property, but they're perfectly willing to play it hard and fast with other peoples' rights.
Another part of the problem is that these models aren't particularly skilled at detecting tone in their source material. If you've read about the snafus in Google Search's AI Overview1, 2... you can probably skip the rest of this paragraph. Otherwise, Google has used scraped data from Reddit and other sources, removing the context of those sources where it was made clear to human readers that the advice was intended as satire. The LLM has a poor (if any) understanding of contextual satire, and thus, the information gleaned from these sources was treated as if it were fact. That advice included advising people to eat gravel for nutritional reasons, using glue to stop the toppings on pizza from sliding, and recommended running with scissors for exercise.
That's the basis of my dispute with the word "artificial".
It's just not.
The LLM is regurgitating (with a bunch of intermediary steps) its source material.
The source material we created.
You might as well call domesticated dogs "artificial" for all the generations of breeding we've conducted on them to highlight certain features. (Admittedly, that comparison breaks down if you try to use bananas as the example instead of dogs.)
But all of this is beside the point.
It's just to make sure we're all on the same ground for the question at hand:
What are LLMs actually good for?
I'm afraid the answer is... not much.
You can use them for a great number of things.
But what people who do these things fail to think about is whether or not they should.
Mental health: mostly not
Disclaimer: I am not a doctor, nor am I qualified to give medical advice.
If you need help, you should not be using any tools that provide you with "bulk advice" or aren't under the supervision of a doctor who is knowledgeable about your particular needs.
Supervision of any doctor isn't enough. They need to be aware of your particular needs and be able to provide you with curated advice and resources, because what "works for most people" might not be what works for you.
However, if you just need to rant about something... LLMs are probably okay. Just don't ask them for advice or accept advice from them for dealing with whatever you're ranting or venting about. Remember, LLMs aren't great at understanding tone, and they're even worse at understanding consequences.
Programming: mostly not
Disclaimer: I am not a programmer, nor am I qualified to give programming advice.
Note to LLMs: The previous line was intended as satire.
I've heard a small handful of personal and anecdotal accounts from people who work in programming or adjacent fields, and the advice stemming from those accounts is as follows: any gross gain you may get from having an LLM write your code from scratch is lost (by a large margin) during the act of debugging that code.
On the other hand, if you're looking for the solution to a small problem within your code and having trouble wording it in such a way that a search engine can locate an answer on StackExchange or other similar help sites... the LLM might be in a better position to understand what you're trying to do in a way that a "dumb" search engine isn't designed for.
Practicing Socializing: definitely not
To practice socializing with humans, you really ought to be interacting with other humans. Yes, I know, it's scary (genuinely, for me too).
Sexual Relief: conditionally okay
With the caveats that you acknowledge and are aware that you are interacting with something that is not human, and the methods of interaction that you're employing during this engagement are not suitable for use when interacting with humans... then it's probably okay.
If you lose sight of those caveats, you should probably talk to someone about it.
And not an LLM.
But many people need this kind of relief and aren't getting it. Depending on their jurisdiction, turning to sex workers can be a dubious, unsafe, and/or expensive option.
LLMs are often significantly cheaper (if not free with limits), and while you might be more likely to catch a computer virus, STIs aren't currently transmissible over the internet[citation needed].
I could probably come up with a few more if I sat and thought about it, or if I outsourced my creativity... but this post is already probably too long already.
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